what if I'm pregnant?
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It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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