How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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