Plan B is the new Plan A
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
People in love make me want to vomit
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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