I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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