Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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