the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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