Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
