Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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