At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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