yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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