I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
