Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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