i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I wish i was in the wii world.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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