If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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