i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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