It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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