Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
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With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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