So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Randomize
