physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize