That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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