Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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