Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
