I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
