The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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