sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
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Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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