I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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