4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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