508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
You took a bar mat shot.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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