Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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