I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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