You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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