So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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