Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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