you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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