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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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