Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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