therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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