WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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