I think i sorta joined a cult last night
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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