you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
