Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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