Christians are straight up FREAKS
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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