Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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