its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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