I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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