Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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