Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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