a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
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