This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
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