Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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