I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
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