I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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