Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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