I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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