Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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