Me too!
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm like, not good at living.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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