what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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