hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I'm both gender and math confused
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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