so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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