i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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